Well, a Halle Berry movie may win another one of those coveted March awards. No, not the Oscars, the Razzies. To be fair, her performance is not bad, and Bruce WIllis is quite good; to bad the movie is complete crap. No, seriously, it’s bad. So bad I was shocked to see it was shorter than the four solid hours it felt like. Heck, it was less than two hours, but I am half-convinced that involved some sort of time-flux, perhaps with a McFly and a Delorean. It couldn’t have been that short. I’ve had more entertaining days getting my teeth cleaned.
The movie shows some promise at first, but quickly falls into a spiral over ever escalating stupidity. It could have also sorta redemed itself at the very end with a somewhat interesting twist, but even that is ruined with the final shot of the movie where the entire audience simply groaned. Whether this was at the stupidity on screen or the cumulative pain of the previous 109 minutes is not clear.