Archive for January, 2006

Winter X Games X

Monday, January 30th, 2006

OK, the Winter X Games do not have the same cachet as the Winter Olympics, and especially this year when so many Winter X athletes have skipped the tenth edition of these competitions in order to focus on next month’s Winter Olympics. Still, Janne Mayen’s accomplishment yesterday was something to behold. Not only did she become the first athlete to “four-peat” in a Winter X event, she did it by dominating the rest of the field in a way that is rarely seen in any competition. She didn’t simply win, she walked-over the rest of the field. Later in the day, Shaun White became the second athlete to “four-peat”, though his medal was up for grabs until the final snowboarder had competed. All-in-all, the X Games are great fun, especially for those who find most of the Olympic events to be rather stale. Can you imagine 6 snowmobiles racing down a ski run in an Olympic Games? Keep in mind it’s about as wide as the a run the Olympics would use for two skiers. There’s no curling at Winter X! Keep in mind that I really like curling, but not for its action packed displays of insane athleticism. I have high hopes for the Winter X Games as yesterday’s attendance of nearly 30,000 was the largest single-day attendance to date. Besides, how many chances do you get to see motocross bikes doing jumps and flips on snow? Not many. Coverage in the US is on ESPN and ESPN2 through Tuesday.

Humuhumunukunukuapuaa

Saturday, January 28th, 2006

The Humuhumunukunukuapuaa, once the official state fish of Hawaii and still considered so by many people has a chance of regaining his rightful place as the official state fish. I has two compelling points in its favor. First, and most important, it’s cute. As seen in the picture on the right the fish, featuring pink and black and yellow looks a lot more like a child’s toy than a real fish. Second, it’s inedible. The latter is important because PETA-like nutcases are always trying to ‘protect’ innocent mascots, and there’s always the chance the EPA will get involved. That is often a Bad Thing.™ Not that it is always a bad thing, but still, better to use a ‘garbage’ fish you might dry out to use as starter fuel for a fire than one that looks good on a dinner plate. After all, people still like eating fish, but most people these days have Zippos® or matches.

The Historian

Saturday, January 28th, 2006

Last year I wrote a review of a brilliant debut novel, Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell. This year, I have another debut novel that, while not quite as brilliant as the former, is still a remarkable book. The Historian, by Elizabeth Kostova, is a modern Dracula story, complete with all the elements one would expect of a post-Hammer era book. What makes the book remarkable is its fastidious detail for historical fact.

In fact, in some ways the novel is less a novel than it is an extensive history lecture on the late Medieval history of the Balkans and, particularly of Vlad Ţepeş. Nearly every non-vampiric detail given in the novel is historical fact, and the gruesome details of Dracula’s life are recounted throughout the book.

That said, it is, in fact, a novel—and quite a decent one at that. It traces the search for Dracula through three generations of characters, interweaving story lines from the 1930’s, 1950’s and 1970’s into a well-braided storytelling that moves from Amsterdam, the French Pyrenees, Istanbul, Romania, Bulgaria, and Oxford. It is best to give nothing away about the details of the plot, but a few things stand out.

Firstly, Ms Kostova, in an obvious homage to Bram Stoker’s Dracula novel, uses letters to convey a good portion of the story. This epistolary style used to be quite common in novels, but has been rarely used for well over a century. It is particularly effective, however, in horror novels. Something about the extra layer of removal between the author and the reader lends tension. After all, this character had time to write the letter, so the question becomes, “How is he getting out of this one?”

Secondly, the aforementioned attention to historical fact is not merely interesting, but compelling. Some of the details about Dracula’s life I assumed were contrivances on the part of Ms Kostova (in particular a story about his first wife), but on looking him up in various resources I found that everything right up to the edge of the supernatural was exactingly accurate. This alone, for me, makes the novel worth reading.

Thirdly, and I think most importantly, is the way that the novel builds its story up carefully. Yes, the book is long, but it is long in order to instill a sense of foreboding and anticipation in the reader. While the storyline is in Bulgaria, for example, we are waiting, just as the characters, for something to happen. The tension of this part of the book, in particular, was very well managed.

All that said, there are some problems, chiefly among them is that the unnamed (sort of, we know she is named for her mother, so some form of Helen or Elena) heroine of the story is hardly a character at all, and the Oxford student (what was his name anyway?) seems to be slipped in for no particular reason. Perhaps he is intended to be a stand-in for the bumbling Jonathan Harker of Stoker’s book? But that doesn’t seem right as he’s not bumbling, just forgettable. The main characters (Helen/Elena and Paul) are the main focus of the story, and the most interesting, and yet the novel spends a lot of time away from them, and I don’t think all that time is well-served.

So, if you want a brilliant historical fiction with supernatural elements, go read Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell. If you feel like a pretty decent novel with a lot of history and featuring vampires, well you could do so much worse.

MPAA: Hypocritical Bastards

Saturday, January 28th, 2006

The MPAA took a break from pillorying 13 year olds to create an unauthorized (pirated) copy of a movie that had been submitted to the ratings board. Read about it at Google News. It is amazing to anyone with any sense that pissing off the people who are responsible for whether your product succeeds or not is really stupid, but the fucktards at the MPAA and RIAA can’t see that by pissing people off, they are shooting themselves. Personally, I haven’t bought a single “label” CD since 2000, and I haven’t felt the loss. I have a lot of music from indies, a lot from the iTMS, and a lot from my existing collection. At the rate the MPAA is going, 2006 might turn out to be the year I buy my last DVD as well. Be sure and click the MPAA link above so you can call them up and tell them, politely please, what hypocritical asshats they are and just what you think of them. Obviously, I won’t be calling myself as technically, ‘asshats’ would be considered, in some circles, to be impolite, and it seems to just pop out of my mouth anytime I am talking about the MPAA and the RIAA.

Top 8 Selling computers on Amazon are all Macintosh models

Friday, January 27th, 2006

Amazon’s top-ten sellers list for computers list 8 Macintosh models in positions 1-8. A HP and a Sony laptop round out the top ten. The new Intel duel core machines are currently at #2-5 with the 12” iBook (a lovely bit of kit) at #1. NB: The provided link is live, so rankings may change from when I loaded it.

New Macs, new numbers, Intel arrives

Monday, January 23rd, 2006

And now, the most delayed MacWorld recap for online publication. Everyone has by now heard about the new Apple Intel Macs, featuring top-of-the-line Intel dual-core chips. The iMac system is shipping now, and the laptop, named the Macbook Pro, will start shipping next month. The other big news is that Apple sold over 30 million iPods last year, and 14 million over the holiday quarter. New versions of iLife and iWork debuted (see iWeb entry), but the big news is Apple shipping Intel Macs 6 months early, and moving the entire product line to Intel before the end of the year. I expect, however, that the Xserves will remain G5 for some time. New versions of some apps will be required for the new machines, but most apps are either already “Universal” or will run just fine under Rosetta, OS X’s emulation framework. A lot of people are wondering about Windows bootability on the new machines. The new Macs use EFI instead of BIOS, so booting windows will require either a EFI version of Windows, or at least someone hacking up an Windows bootloader for EFI. Nothing has happened so far. Honestly, I expect an bootable Windows by the end of the month. In other Apple news, the iTMS should be hitting 1 Billion songs sold sometime in February.

Road to XL has unlikely stop in Denver

Sunday, January 22nd, 2006

Well, that sucked. OK, fine. The Broncos played poorly. Poorly here is used as a word that means hideously, abominably, or crappily. On the other side of the ball, Pittsburgh played very well. End result? Well, that sucked.

Road to XL has unlikely stop in Denver

Sunday, January 22nd, 2006

The two best teams in the AFC going into the playoffs were assumed to be the Colts and the Patriots; but each was beaten by one of the teams in today’s AFC Championship game. The Colts were convincingly trounced by the Steelers who overcame the shameful officiating as much as the vaunted Colts offense to earn five turnovers and a shot at Super Bowl XL, despite several miss-steps and blown calls in the final minutes which almost resulted in a Colts win. The Broncos meanwhile took care of the Patriots in a game that should have been a better game, breaking the Patriots, and Tom Brady’s, 10 game playoff winning streak. There can be no excuses from New England, which suffered through the season with key injuries but was finally healthy for their trip to Denver. They were simply out played, out coached, and overmatched. Denver, thanks to the Steelers, is hosting the Championship game, Despite the Colts regular season run at perfection. Pittsburgh is the first 6th seed to advance to the Championship round, and both the Steelers and the Carolina Panthers are playing their third road game in as many weeks. Fatigue will likely play a part, as will the Steelers having to play at altitude (5280 ft, 1610m), Now we wait, only a couple of hours now, to see which of these teams will step up and claim their sport in Detroit for the Super Bowl. Sure, it’s not technically football, but it is the NFL, and is a great sport in itself. It would seem fitting to see Denver face-off against their former AFC West rivals, the Seattle Seahawks, in this Super Bowl, especially since it would pit Mike Shannahan against Mike Holmgren once again. One interesting bit of trivia about this Sundays match-ups, for the first time in NFL history the 4 coaches in the Conference Championships have each coached a Super Bowl before. I’m not one to make predictions, but I am less worried about this game for the Broncos than I was for the New England game, and I have a good feeling that Carolina can repeat their stunning upset of 2003 to earn another trip to the Super Bowl. That said, I will be sitting, TiVo remote in hand, hoping for a Broncos v Seahawks date in Detroit on 5 Feb. Just in time for the Winter Olympics and, hopefully, a US Gold Medal in Curling!