Brain Drippings

So, Reuters and Wired, at least, are reporting the story of a French Civil Servant who went into hospital and was found to have nearly no brain at all. (more…)

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a chip that can store and play music in women’s breast implants. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough since women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

A hilarious bit of animation imagining Darth Vader reporting the destruction of the Death Star to the Emperor.

http://moviesandmusic.wordpress.com/2007/01/12/what-really-happened-after-the-death-star-blew-up/

And there was much rejoicing!

Jared at 23x posted a great link to an analysis of the armageddon that struck Endor following Death Star II’s destruction. In summary:

No animal larger than a few kilograms and incapable of long sheltered hibernation could survive the Endorian calamity.

Bwahahahahaha. Too bad Jar-Jar wasn’t present at the time… or was he?

A Picture of Xander

Photo Mosaic of Bush made up from photos of the first several hundred dead US Troops in Iraq

Ah, the Irony!

Sure, everyone knows girls like cellphones, but now we know why every boy needs a cellphone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08ubXnzoQuM

Google Video

Cracked has a list of some of Borak’s more brillaint moments. Some of these are true gems, so go take a look. The 10 Best Borat Skits of All-Time

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