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	<title>Brain Drippings &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>Someone&#8217;s gonna kill meâ€¦</title>
		<link>http://2blog.kreme.com/2009/381-jibja</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 17:01:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Try JibJab SendablesÂ® eCards today!]]></description>
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		<title>Obama WoW</title>
		<link>http://2blog.kreme.com/2008/230-obama-wow</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 20:33:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The election in pictures</title>
		<link>http://2blog.kreme.com/2008/227-the-election-in-pictures</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 15:14:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>So long George</title>
		<link>http://2blog.kreme.com/2008/126-so-long-george</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:29:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kreme</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[George Carlin died late Sunday evening. It&#8217;s hard to know where to begin.Â  Carlin started off for me as a secret pleasure.Â  My friends and I would filch our parent&#8217;s records and listen to them in secret.Â  We knew we&#8217;d get in trouble if we were caught, but we also knew we were willing to <a href='http://2blog.kreme.com/2008/126-so-long-george'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Munchy Box</title>
		<link>http://2blog.kreme.com/2008/118-munchy-box</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:39:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kreme</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jared posted about this &#8220;Scottish Delicacy&#8220;.Â  Ah yes, Glascow salad!Â  Near enough a reason all on its own to visit Scotland.]]></description>
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		<title>Nerdcore.  Nercore, ftw</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:37:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Duck Joke</title>
		<link>http://2blog.kreme.com/2008/111-duck-joke</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2008 11:33:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kreme</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guy walks into a bar with three ducks;  sits them on the bar and goes to the loo. The largest duck walks over to the bartender and says &#8220;Allow me to introduce myself;  I&#8217;m Huey.  I&#8217;m a duck.&#8221; Bartender figures he&#8217;ll run with the talking duck shtick, and asks &#8220;So how&#8217;s your day been, then?&#8221; <a href='http://2blog.kreme.com/2008/111-duck-joke'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Star Wars: The Empire Strike Back New Extended scene</title>
		<link>http://2blog.kreme.com/2008/105-star-wars-the-empire-strike-back-new-extended-scene</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 19:21:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kreme</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Â  A furious light saber duel is under way. DARTH VADERis backing LUKE SKYWALKER toward the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader chops off Luke&#8217;s hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks round, but realizes there&#8217;s nowhere to go but straight down. VADER: &#8220;Obi Wan <a href='http://2blog.kreme.com/2008/105-star-wars-the-empire-strike-back-new-extended-scene'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>The truth about cats and dogs</title>
		<link>http://2blog.kreme.com/2008/104-the-truth-about-cats-and-dogs</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 19:06:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kreme</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here we have, finally, a look at the inner workings of our favorite household pets, acquired at great risk and after much tribulation. Cats and Dogs Secret Diaries]]></description>
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		<title>Todayâ€™s joke</title>
		<link>http://2blog.kreme.com/2007/96-today%e2%80%99s-joke</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2007 18:41:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kreme</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Abbott and Costello Meet Bill Gates Abbott: Super Duper Computer Store. May I help you? Costello: Thanks. I&#8217;m setting up an office in my den and I&#8217;m thinking about buying a computer. Abbott: Mac? Costello: No, the name&#8217;s Lou. Abbott: Your computer? Costello: I don&#8217;t own a computer. I want to buy one. Abbott: Mac? <a href='http://2blog.kreme.com/2007/96-today%e2%80%99s-joke'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>If I only had a brainâ€¦</title>
		<link>http://2blog.kreme.com/2007/92-if-i-only-had-a-brain%e2%80%a6</link>
		<comments>http://2blog.kreme.com/2007/92-if-i-only-had-a-brain%e2%80%a6#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2007 03:01:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kreme</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, Reuters and Wired, at least, are reporting the story of a French Civil Servant who went into hospital and was found to have nearly no brain at all. No, it&#8217;s not a joke, it&#8217;s a well know, albeit rare, form of Hydrocephalus (literally, water-brain). In most cases, Hydrocephalus causes some form of mental retardation <a href='http://2blog.kreme.com/2007/92-if-i-only-had-a-brain%e2%80%a6'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>First iPhone-releated enhancement</title>
		<link>http://2blog.kreme.com/2007/89-first-iphone-releated-enhancement</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 23:42:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kreme</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a chip that can store and play music in women&#8217;s breast implants. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough since women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.]]></description>
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		<title>Aluminum Falcon?!?</title>
		<link>http://2blog.kreme.com/2007/68-aluminum-falcon</link>
		<comments>http://2blog.kreme.com/2007/68-aluminum-falcon#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jan 2007 14:38:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kreme</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A hilarious bit of animation imagining Darth Vader reporting the destruction of the Death Star to the Emperor. http://moviesandmusic.wordpress.com/2007/01/12/what-really-happened-after-the-death-star-blew-up/]]></description>
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		<title>The voices of millions of ewoks cry out, and are silenced.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2006 11:45:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kreme</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And there was much rejoicing! Jared at 23x posted a great link to an analysis of the armageddon that struck Endor following Death Star II&#8217;s destruction. In summary: No animal larger than a few kilograms and incapable of long sheltered hibernation could survive the Endorian calamity. Bwahahahahaha. Too bad Jar-Jar wasn&#8217;t present at the time&#8230; <a href='http://2blog.kreme.com/2006/61-the-voices-of-millions-of-ewoks-cry-out-and-are-silenced'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>A few pics from my archives</title>
		<link>http://2blog.kreme.com/2006/48-a-few-pics-from-my-archives</link>
		<comments>http://2blog.kreme.com/2006/48-a-few-pics-from-my-archives#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Nov 2006 23:49:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kreme</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Picture of Xander Photo Mosaic of Bush made up from photos of the first several hundred dead US Troops in Iraq Ah, the Irony!]]></description>
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