Brain Drippings

George Carlin died late Sunday evening. (continue reading…)

Jared posted about this “Scottish Delicacy“.  Ah yes, Glascow salad!  Near enough a reason all on its own to visit Scotland.

Guy walks into a bar with three ducks;  sits them on the bar and goes to the loo. The largest duck walks over to the bartender and says “Allow me to introduce myself;  I’m Huey.  I’m a duck.”
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  A furious light saber duel is under way. DARTH VADERis backing LUKE SKYWALKER toward the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader chops off Luke’s hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks round, but realizes there’s nowhere to go but straight down.

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Here we have, finally, a look at the inner workings of our favorite household pets, acquired at great risk and after much tribulation.

Cats and Dogs Secret Diaries

Abbott and Costello Meet Bill Gates

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So, Reuters and Wired, at least, are reporting the story of a French Civil Servant who went into hospital and was found to have nearly no brain at all. (continue reading…)

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a chip that can store and play music in women’s breast implants. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough since women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

A hilarious bit of animation imagining Darth Vader reporting the destruction of the Death Star to the Emperor.

http://moviesandmusic.wordpress.com/2007/01/12/what-really-happened-after-the-death-star-blew-up/

And there was much rejoicing!

Jared at 23x posted a great link to an analysis of the armageddon that struck Endor following Death Star II’s destruction. In summary:

No animal larger than a few kilograms and incapable of long sheltered hibernation could survive the Endorian calamity.

Bwahahahahaha. Too bad Jar-Jar wasn’t present at the time… or was he?

A Picture of Xander

Photo Mosaic of Bush made up from photos of the first several hundred dead US Troops in Iraq

Ah, the Irony!