Brain Drippings

“Cindy came into our hair and makeup room, fresh as can be, and unlike another wife of a political candidate who shall remain nameless, she didn’t come with a list of topics that we weren’t allowed to touch. Nope, that’s because she has nothing to hide.” __ Elisabeth Hassleback.

No, that’s because Cindy McCain is, to quote her husband, a “stupid cunt”. Hey, those are his words, not mine.

In my own words, she is a vacuous bimbo trophy wife who is about as smart as a postage stamp. Seriously, this woman makes Dan Quayle look like a Rhodes Scholar. Remember her wonderfully stupid quote about how Sarah Palin had International experience because Alaska is “close to Russia”? Really. She said that.

I guess it makes sense that Elisabeth likes Cindy. After all, those vacuous bimbos need to stick together.