Brain Drippings

Guy walks into a bar with three ducks;  sits them on the bar and goes to the loo. The largest duck walks over to the bartender and says “Allow me to introduce myself;  I’m Huey.  I’m a duck.”

Bartender figures he’ll run with the talking duck shtick, and asks “So how’s your day been, then?” Huey says “It’s been great: we’ve been to the park;  people fed us stuff;  we were in and out of puddles all day; what more could a duck want?”

Bartender turns to the next duck, and asks “And your day?” Second duck says “I’m Dewey, and like my pal Huey says, it’s been a great day:  park, food, in and out of puddles all day;  perfect day for a duck;  wonderful”.

Bartender turns to the third duck and says, “Well, they’re Huey and Dewey, so I guess you must be Louis”. Third duck says, “No, I’m Puddles — and don’t bother asking me what kind of day I’ve had”.