The voices of millions of ewoks cry out, and are silenced.

And there was much rejoicing!

Jared at 23x posted a great link to an analysis of the armageddon that struck Endor following Death Star II’s destruction. In summary:

No animal larger than a few kilograms and incapable of long sheltered hibernation could survive the Endorian calamity.

Bwahahahahaha. Too bad Jar-Jar wasn’t present at the time… or was he?

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